Panda & Grace

Grace: “what shall I wear tomorrow?”
Panda: “Clothes”
Grace: “Thanks, That’s very helpful.”

Grace: “What shall we eat for lunch?”
Panda: “Food”
Grace: “What kind of food?”
Panda: “The kind you can eat”

Grace: “What shall we eat for dinner?”
Panda: “Hot Pot”
Grace: “We have two options…”
Panda: “A, hotpot, B hotpot. I will take the first option”
Grace: “I will take the second then.”

Grace: “What kind of milk shall we buy?”
Panda: “Oh, Dear, it’s going to take another half an hour, isn’t it!”
Grace: “This brand is pretty good, I will take this box”
Panda: “Surprising, only 3 minutes this time”
Grace: “Hold on, the other milk looks fresher judging by the date”
10 minutes later….
Grace: “So, Which kind shall I get?????”

In the supermarket:
Panda: “Here, get some pistachios”
Grace: “Nope”
Panda: “Thought you liked this”
Grace: “Y, but the pleasure they give me is smaller than the misery of giving up 35 kuai”

Grace: “I want some Baileys”
Panda: “so for Baileys you don’t think its too expensive? ”
Grace: “Y, but the pleasure it gives me can’t be judged by money”

Grace:"I want you to say you love me everyday from now on."
Panda: "I already do, everyday before you leave"
Grace: "Oh, you did?"