Panda & Grace

Panda is one of the countless animals called “husband”, who we women regard as aliens. Here are a few stories that prove we don’t call them aliens for no reason.

1,
One day, I came home from work, and saw panda holding a long Japanese sword, posing like a brave warrior, with very serious looks on the face. Looking towards the direction his sword pointing to, taking a long time, I finally found his foe?a small spider.
Panda looked very miserable, and apparently it had been a tough battle for him.

“Don’t move, and don’t be afraid, I almost got it, give me 5 more minutes” Panda warned and comforted me considerately.

I walked near the spider, swept it down to the floor, stepped on it, and it was dead.

2,
Panda’s foes are not just spiders, but also fish.
In normal Chinese families, it’s the men that kill the fish and the women cook
In my family, it’s me that buy live fish, get them killed (by the fish man), wash off the blood, and then cook.
It’s Panda that then eats 80% of them.

Who will believe that me, Grace, one day is forced to be somewhat like a butcher?
All because I am afraid of fish with unclear life or death situation, so is Panda.
Unfortunately, he is more stubborn than me. And I am more a wife material than he a husband material.

So I will carefully pour the killed fish into the sink, and then jump 1 meter away immediately, wait for one minute to see whether they will jump. (Believe me, they do jump even after their belly been cut open). Then carefully pick them up to wash off the blood. Don’t be surprised if you hear occasional scream coming from the kitchen, that’s Grace screaming and throwing the fish to the sink when their slippery bodies suddenly move.

Meanwhile what does Panda do besides giggling and laughing at me?
“Honey, shall we make fish soup or steam them?”

3,
I once told Panda to change the blanket cover.
Panda researched it and tried around with it for 10 minutes.
And then said: “That’s it, I am done. You do it.”